Sunday, December 3, 2006

None - The Chicken Eater

Since this is my 1st time blogging...
I should write something about my....friend


To protect my protagonist....
Her name should be keep as a secret.
sHhhhhh~


So, lets call her None here...



Oh well, lets start our story!!



NONE-THE CHICKEN EATER


ABOUT NONE=
# name - None
# age - age is a secret for women
# favorite colour - purple
# favorite food - chicken
# favorite brand - Cheetah



Lets the story begin ~


None....a girl from the lost world...
Survive from the world pandemic -- bird flu
She is so obsess about chicken...and calling herself a chicken lover...
Please remember...she's a chicken lover ,not a bird lover...


conclusion : bird BUKAN chicken

The safest place to keep all the chicken --> her tummy

None loves chicken so much!!!
From Hainan chicken rice to KFC's hot and spicy chicken to MCD's chicken mc deluxe to Pizza Hut's chicken wing...etc


However....
what we know about her is only her passion in chicken


But...
do you know why is it so?


The Fact
None was born in a typical rain forest.At the day when she was borned, there was a putsh in the tribe.Warriors stood up for their love ones and fought against the EVIL MAHCORII.(*please don't ask me wat's the EVIL MAHCORII...It's just a evil force which ruled the tribe).However,the vicious power were too strong .None of the warriors survive...

Nevertheless, the tribe was cursed by the souls-all the tribespeople will die after 7x7=49 days.To prevent the innocent man from dying, a fairy was sent to the tribe to warn them.The tribespeople have to eat the first chicken they see.But,why chicken?Because...the EVIL MAHCORII was wearing a chicken feather on his forehead.So...

Thus...all the good ones survived.

To remind themselves of following the right path, the tribespeople will eat chicken on the 1st monday of a month.


*THE END*


Basically,why None eats chicken at most of the time is not because of this incident...

But simply because she likes chicken.

2 comments:

yin said...

hehe.. if none knew it... u DIE.. she will send her chicken army 2 kill u later...
annyway, bird is kind of chicken n none luv bird too. she likes 2 play wif bird, u noe? ( it sounds wrong as what sasa usually says)
ok la! wish u " kai zhang da ji" since dis is ur 1st blog.
bye! tong!!!
* i m da 1st one giving u comment...so special, rite?

edgy mimicker said...

ya...but she claims that she is a CHICKEN-LOVER not a bird lover...
so...must respect her...

well,anna..im replying ur comments which is posted on another 'blog'...
ya..chicken is a bird...but a bird might no be a bird!!!