a peaceful night ~

not so, very peaceful because it's raining mayau engau ugui out there...

and also because I opened a stupid 'sabotage' mail where a ghost poked out all in a sudden when the title of the mail is *nice nice song..must listen* @#%&*#%

and maybe because cheng duo-ying who is currently in klang (im at skc) suddenly nudge me and said I deleted her icons and called me a pig (hahaha..so funny..a pig calling a cute girl a pig)

and also because I remembered my pile up homework... *sob*


other than that...it's still a peaceful night isn't it?


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just now was a PHEW

su lynn threatened me that she's going to tui lao (jump from a tall buiding)

*wait a minute,this remind me of that song annabelle and I created

here comes the song

one man, two men,
jump down the cliff

oh gosh..i still can remember how 2 sing *

....

back to our susu...

you might want to ask...
what on earth would cause a naive (melissa and annabelle might want to translate it to 'bian tai') little girl to tui lao


ok ok..susu and I admit that she misses me too much and when i was on9..she quickly nudge me.

then when i wanted to join my brothers in Stephen Chow's movie...
She just can't stop moaning

aih..what to do...what to do.

Then i said I won't go
But she said nevermind..

I'm afraid that she'll die in despair..so i just ignored my brothers

Then she denied

So i asked her not to live in despair..

but..but..but...

she said i copy ken hui!!!!
what a compliment...


then..nevermind


suddenly she said she's sad because i scolded her

then i asked her not to be sad because she'll go to tui lao
then she'll broke her teeth
then i have to bring her to the dentist since i'm involved
then i have to pay
then no money to buy you guys christmas present
then you guys too sad
then you all tui lao
then the 'lao-s' are too far from each other
then i duno who to save
then u all jump
then you break your teeth
then i have to pay more
*but luckily i can earn some from the audience who were looking at you when you tui lao *
then you don't dare to go to college because got no teeth
then attendance too poor
then one day free
then i have to go to the web
then u all want me to write something for each of you
then i go and tui lao
then i din't die because i din't jump because i'm scared of height
then you all too happy because i'm still alive
then you all tui lao together to celebrate........


so..
this is all su lynn's fault

to prevent all this from happening
i suggest everyone should cheer su lynn up so that she won't tui lao

what a wonderful day...

Today...WAS so happy because I'm going to wear my new shirt to college...


When I reached college

I saw A-N-N-A-B-E-L-L-E--S-I-N-D-A--D-O-U-G-L-A-S--U-G-G-A-H--E-M-B-A-S

She was so pink.Nobody can help that because PINK is the colour of a pig's skin.

She was pointing and pointing at me and my housemate,D-U-O--Y-I-N-G...

I thought she was calling my housemate short..and I told her.

But..as she walked closer and closer...She was closer and closer to ruin my wonderful day.



"Ah!!!!!!Stripes again??!" -_-" (what's her problem?)


"Are u a zebra or...??"



Then...as she walked me to the class,B22...She kept laughing at my pretty new shirt.I can hear my heart breaking and the pieces of it hurt my liver badly..



When I reached the class, K-O-H--W-A-I--Y-E-E and Y-O-O-N-G--S-U--L-Y-N-N laughed at me again...



"Oh,you look like a caterpillar!!!ahahaha..."



"You should ask me to wear stripes ma.."



Then they laugh and laugh and laugh

.......

*(J-O-S-E-P-H-I-N-E was in her red shirt.I think this is the second time she wore bright colour to college)

But when i saw su lynn in the washroom..

"Actually you shirt very nice la!"

Conclusion : human will only tell the truth when they are in the washroom

after class

We took picture since some of the PM5-s are not coming to college until JAN-07

aha!!I was the most dazzling star of all because of my sunny-colour shirt.

Then someone wanted to take 'mushroom's' picture ...

But fail...

after taking picture

H-A-N--Y-I-N asked me to accompany her to the post office (she wants to send her friend who is currently in USA a parcel(maggie mee-s)).Then,we saw Old Man Tung on the way.We told him that we are not joining PASS.I wonder how many people went.

after we reach the post office

hanyin ask for a box.It cost her RM3.Then we started to pack the christmas gift.Then an old lady asked us who are we going to send the maggie mee-s.(Is it funny to send mee-s to a friend?) Finally.....we need some water to make the paster sticky and we decided to use my water.Then..we accidentally poured the water on the floor,table and sofa....The kind old lady looked at us and took a damp sponge from the counter.Then,we started to tie the parcel...And...She looked at us..... and taught us how to tie...(we are tooo pretty .that's why she kept looking at us)

after hanyin went to the counter

Suddenly,I saw hanyin wave at me..i went to her and she asked me whether i got any money...

i saw RM97.80 written on the parcel.OMG...

i brought RM20 to college today and spent RM3.30 on lunch and RM5.00 on M-E-L-I-S-S-A's card (anna-belle is a copy-cat.She bought the same card toooo after we bought it) .So..i can only borrow her Rm12.

I saw her digging and digging her purse as if money will come out.

Then..we have no choice...and called N-A-O-M-I

8 minutes later..We saw Naomi and V-I-J-A-Y-A ...

well...i think i don't need to write the rest of the story....

you are smart.you should know what happen next

and also because i got to go and this stupid blogger can't save this as a draft.

p/s:annabelle...my blog address is

www.illusivebizarreries.blogspot.com

can you stop peeking my blog !!!!

must remind me to change my password tomorrow,ok?!

afterword

As I was rushing out from the web, I saw the bestest lecturer of the world...

wa...so lucky!!!

To professors , lecturers, teachers and teacher-wanna-be-s



Occupation : Professor/Lecturer/Teacher
Mission : Pass on knowledge
Part-time job :Invigilator



You can judge a teacher whether he/she is a BEGINNER or NORMAL or EXPERIENCE when he/she is invigilating.



BEGINNER
= Look at the extra question paper
= Walk around , always keep an eye on the candidates

NORMAL
= Look at the candidate's question paper and answer sheet
= Talk to the other invigilators

EXPERIENCE
= Look at the candidate's question paper and answer sheet and smile evilly
= Look at the clock and yawn




BESTEST LECTURER OF THE YEAR



Name : Abbot Dcruz

Age : Around 55

Affiliation : Taylor's College Subang Jaya

Post : Head of Science , PM5 Physics Teacher

Special Authority : Can ask his best colleague to substitute him when he is off

Characteristics of His Best Colleague :~
# Laugh when talking about balloons
# Ask you something then look at you by raising one of his eyebrow even your answer is correct
# Like to test your memory by asking you to watch a documentary then answer some related questions

Favorite Students :~ (judge by their popularity among the physics teachers)
- Naomi Shoba
- Melissa S.

About His Family Member :~
- Has a son who is poor in Additional Mathematics

Quote : Miss xxx a, it seems like you don't understand your basics

Advices For Student On Answering Question :~
# Read the question
# Understand the question
# Draw a diagram base on the question
# Tell stories from the diagram
# Recall
# Write down the question number and year beside the related learning outcomes in the syllabus
# Discuss among the group
# Modify your own question




AN EXAMPLE OF AN AMBITIOUS TEACHER-WANNA-BE



When filling up a form during Program Maju Diri (PMD) ,
She came across with a question and answer it in this way


Ambition

Past : teacher

Now : principle

Future : the minister of education

Do Not Eat These

Do Not Eat Food X With FOOD Y

Do you know why the average life-span of a human is 65-70 instead of 90-100?

According to the youngest Nobel Prize winner, Duoniie Cheng , the reason why the average life-span of a human is shorter is because they eat food X and food Y together.

Conclusion : To increase the life-span, one SHOULD NOT eat food X with food Y


FOOD X VS FOOD Y
- crackers --- Milo
- soya --- cincau
- roti canai --- curry
- satay --- cucumber
- french fries --- tomato sos
- coffee --- sugar
- bread --- garlic
- chicken --- lemon
- egg --- soy sauce
-chocolate --- hazelnut



This article is approved by the Health Care Department of Utopia.
Thank You~

None - The Chicken Eater

Since this is my 1st time blogging...
I should write something about my....friend


To protect my protagonist....
Her name should be keep as a secret.
sHhhhhh~


So, lets call her None here...



Oh well, lets start our story!!



NONE-THE CHICKEN EATER


ABOUT NONE=
# name - None
# age - age is a secret for women
# favorite colour - purple
# favorite food - chicken
# favorite brand - Cheetah



Lets the story begin ~


None....a girl from the lost world...
Survive from the world pandemic -- bird flu
She is so obsess about chicken...and calling herself a chicken lover...
Please remember...she's a chicken lover ,not a bird lover...


conclusion : bird BUKAN chicken

The safest place to keep all the chicken --> her tummy

None loves chicken so much!!!
From Hainan chicken rice to KFC's hot and spicy chicken to MCD's chicken mc deluxe to Pizza Hut's chicken wing...etc


However....
what we know about her is only her passion in chicken


But...
do you know why is it so?


The Fact
None was born in a typical rain forest.At the day when she was borned, there was a putsh in the tribe.Warriors stood up for their love ones and fought against the EVIL MAHCORII.(*please don't ask me wat's the EVIL MAHCORII...It's just a evil force which ruled the tribe).However,the vicious power were too strong .None of the warriors survive...

Nevertheless, the tribe was cursed by the souls-all the tribespeople will die after 7x7=49 days.To prevent the innocent man from dying, a fairy was sent to the tribe to warn them.The tribespeople have to eat the first chicken they see.But,why chicken?Because...the EVIL MAHCORII was wearing a chicken feather on his forehead.So...

Thus...all the good ones survived.

To remind themselves of following the right path, the tribespeople will eat chicken on the 1st monday of a month.


*THE END*


Basically,why None eats chicken at most of the time is not because of this incident...

But simply because she likes chicken.