Tuesday, January 30, 2007

KiMiZu-s

When it comes to secret...everyone will say:"No..NO!!I don't have a secret!"
But everyone loves secret!!
Of corse..not our own secret.
Everyone has at least one secret.
Sometimes,a secret will become a secret because it's hide from others although it's not a secret.
But since nobody knows it..it's a secret!!!
Or whatever..

Lets try this:
Go into the class and shout at ano-belle
:"psk,ano!!!!I want to tell you a secret!!!!"
Then..ano will smile at you..happily of course..and nod
And 80% of the other people in the class will ask :"what??what??!!"
THe other 20% will keep quite but their ears will stand by and listen to what you are trying to say..

Secrets can be big or small.
Interesting or boring.
Fresh or copy-cat.

EXAMPLES..
Miss A --big mouth
Mr B --likes to wear bra
Mr X --he's an alien
Miss Z --her secret is that she don't have one and she used to create fake ones.

My secret is this blog(I didn't tell most people that I have a super blog)

Of course..Keeping secrets is not lying.
It is not lying when you didn't say anything.
But..saying that you don't have a secret or you don't know someone's secret(although you know) is lying!!
And liars go to hell.
So..Don't ask other people to tell you their secrets.
Don't make them go to hell!
But do tell others about your secret or other people's secret.
Because..Big mouth won't go to hell.

A secret can be a secret for her but not you.
Because..He told you his secret.
And thus..it belongs to both of you.
Since you know his secret and that's a secret too!!
omg...

Advantages :
You will become a good guesser
Your adenaline hormone will be secreted and increase you heart beat when someone almost tell you the secret.Then blood can flow....Gaseous exchange....bla bla bla

Here's a joke about secret:

One day..A doctor asked his intern to inform the patient in room 302 that he has 5 years left.Then the intern went to room 302 and shouted at the patient :"Hey!!You have 5 more years left!"Immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die.The doctor was angry and scolded the intern."You stupid fellow!!Can't you use a polite way to announce it?"Then the intern apologise and he forgive him."Now go to room 405 and tell the patient that he has 3 months left.be polite."Then..the intern went to room 405 and walked to the patient.He went to the patient's ear and said:"Hey...Do you want to know a secret?You have 3 months left"(He talked very very soft)..Then immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die..

This joke might not be related to secrets..but since the word 'secret' is there..hmm..
This is more like a news than a secret..but my point is the disadvantage of secrets is..It will cause fatal.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the...=P *digest info**spits it out* ur head is juz too complex=.=

ano-belle out

edgy mimicker said...

don be jealous...

urs is too simple..
like nothing

Anonymous said...

simple=no problem..

complex=insane

you=complex

hence

you are?
^^
yes we all know...Muahhahaa...

BTW i think kimizu isn't secret.hmm not quite sure..

edgy mimicker said...

i don care!!
kimizu=secret

simple=for stupid
complex=for smart people

you=simple
so??