This is the 3rd post for today
BUT CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY CAN'T I USE COLOUR AND CHANGE THE FONT ANYMORE???!!
Friday, March 2, 2007
wAi yEE's rOmantiC LovE stOry
Our deaR deaR friend,wai yee is IN LOVE with a guy who looks like ping guan.
It can be categorise as ROMANTIC because:-
1)They are studying in the same college,probably the same batch also
2)He dye his hair
3)He's tall
4)Wai yee see him EVERYDAY
5)Wai yee bump into him and he use his eyes to ask:"dear,are you ok?"
6)When wai yee was donating blood,he gave her moral support in the cafeteria
7)Both of them are wearing glasses
8)Wai yee likes him and I think he likes her also..of coz
9)They are young
10)"It's so romantic"says wai yee
11)They can speak mandarin
12)Wai yee's friend is his friend's friend
13)etc
I would like to stop here because it will be endless if I continue writing this puppy love story.
It can be categorise as ROMANTIC because:-
1)They are studying in the same college,probably the same batch also
2)He dye his hair
3)He's tall
4)Wai yee see him EVERYDAY
5)Wai yee bump into him and he use his eyes to ask:"dear,are you ok?"
6)When wai yee was donating blood,he gave her moral support in the cafeteria
7)Both of them are wearing glasses
8)Wai yee likes him and I think he likes her also..of coz
9)They are young
10)"It's so romantic"says wai yee
11)They can speak mandarin
12)Wai yee's friend is his friend's friend
13)etc
I would like to stop here because it will be endless if I continue writing this puppy love story.
MARI MARI MARI
There's super new favour cake in the Baker's Cottege in Subang Jaya ss/15,the one near Starbucks.
We(actually it's Annabelle who bought it) bought Jo's birthday cake there.I think the cake is espresso delighy tiramisu royal fruit black forest.
Phew~
What a longggg name!I think the baker wants to tell the customer what's the cake made up of.
Hmm...How to describe the cake we ate this morning...
1)It doesn' taste like tiramisu
2)The fruit is actually the strawberry
3)Black forest....please do't say the word forest anymore coz it will remind me of the desert in sam garden.It's not even a garden anymore!!!
There's another cake in the bakery which is call the mocha cheese cake.
Can you imagine Mocha with Cheese???
It's like eating Watermelon with Chili sause.
Anyways...If you don't believe what I'm writing here...You may ask Annabelle-the cake buyer
The information below is the proof of the new species of cakes:
This is the msg Annabelle sent to me during Maths class:
Time :9:08am
Date :02/03/07
From :Annabelle
To :edgy mimicker(Blogger Rule 6 :we are not allow to show our real name in blogs)
Subject:
Mocha cheese,espresso delighy tiramisu royal fruit balck forest.which 1?
p/s:luckily she put fullstop after black forest or i'll think that there's a cake call which 1
There's super new favour cake in the Baker's Cottege in Subang Jaya ss/15,the one near Starbucks.
We(actually it's Annabelle who bought it) bought Jo's birthday cake there.I think the cake is espresso delighy tiramisu royal fruit black forest.
Phew~
What a longggg name!I think the baker wants to tell the customer what's the cake made up of.
Hmm...How to describe the cake we ate this morning...
1)It doesn' taste like tiramisu
2)The fruit is actually the strawberry
3)Black forest....please do't say the word forest anymore coz it will remind me of the desert in sam garden.It's not even a garden anymore!!!
There's another cake in the bakery which is call the mocha cheese cake.
Can you imagine Mocha with Cheese???
It's like eating Watermelon with Chili sause.
Anyways...If you don't believe what I'm writing here...You may ask Annabelle-the cake buyer
The information below is the proof of the new species of cakes:
This is the msg Annabelle sent to me during Maths class:
Time :9:08am
Date :02/03/07
From :Annabelle
To :edgy mimicker(Blogger Rule 6 :we are not allow to show our real name in blogs)
Subject:
Mocha cheese,espresso delighy tiramisu royal fruit balck forest.which 1?
p/s:luckily she put fullstop after black forest or i'll think that there's a cake call which 1
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
KiMiZu-s
When it comes to secret...everyone will say:"No..NO!!I don't have a secret!"
But everyone loves secret!!
Of corse..not our own secret.
Everyone has at least one secret.
Sometimes,a secret will become a secret because it's hide from others although it's not a secret.
But since nobody knows it..it's a secret!!!
Or whatever..
Lets try this:
Go into the class and shout at ano-belle
:"psk,ano!!!!I want to tell you a secret!!!!"
Then..ano will smile at you..happily of course..and nod
And 80% of the other people in the class will ask :"what??what??!!"
THe other 20% will keep quite but their ears will stand by and listen to what you are trying to say..
Secrets can be big or small.
Interesting or boring.
Fresh or copy-cat.
EXAMPLES..
Miss A --big mouth
Mr B --likes to wear bra
Mr X --he's an alien
Miss Z --her secret is that she don't have one and she used to create fake ones.
My secret is this blog(I didn't tell most people that I have a super blog)
Of course..Keeping secrets is not lying.
It is not lying when you didn't say anything.
But..saying that you don't have a secret or you don't know someone's secret(although you know) is lying!!
And liars go to hell.
So..Don't ask other people to tell you their secrets.
Don't make them go to hell!
But do tell others about your secret or other people's secret.
Because..Big mouth won't go to hell.
A secret can be a secret for her but not you.
Because..He told you his secret.
And thus..it belongs to both of you.
Since you know his secret and that's a secret too!!
omg...
Advantages :
You will become a good guesser
Your adenaline hormone will be secreted and increase you heart beat when someone almost tell you the secret.Then blood can flow....Gaseous exchange....bla bla bla
Here's a joke about secret:
One day..A doctor asked his intern to inform the patient in room 302 that he has 5 years left.Then the intern went to room 302 and shouted at the patient :"Hey!!You have 5 more years left!"Immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die.The doctor was angry and scolded the intern."You stupid fellow!!Can't you use a polite way to announce it?"Then the intern apologise and he forgive him."Now go to room 405 and tell the patient that he has 3 months left.be polite."Then..the intern went to room 405 and walked to the patient.He went to the patient's ear and said:"Hey...Do you want to know a secret?You have 3 months left"(He talked very very soft)..Then immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die..
This joke might not be related to secrets..but since the word 'secret' is there..hmm..
This is more like a news than a secret..but my point is the disadvantage of secrets is..It will cause fatal.
But everyone loves secret!!
Of corse..not our own secret.
Everyone has at least one secret.
Sometimes,a secret will become a secret because it's hide from others although it's not a secret.
But since nobody knows it..it's a secret!!!
Or whatever..
Lets try this:
Go into the class and shout at ano-belle
:"psk,ano!!!!I want to tell you a secret!!!!"
Then..ano will smile at you..happily of course..and nod
And 80% of the other people in the class will ask :"what??what??!!"
THe other 20% will keep quite but their ears will stand by and listen to what you are trying to say..
Secrets can be big or small.
Interesting or boring.
Fresh or copy-cat.
EXAMPLES..
Miss A --big mouth
Mr B --likes to wear bra
Mr X --he's an alien
Miss Z --her secret is that she don't have one and she used to create fake ones.
My secret is this blog(I didn't tell most people that I have a super blog)
Of course..Keeping secrets is not lying.
It is not lying when you didn't say anything.
But..saying that you don't have a secret or you don't know someone's secret(although you know) is lying!!
And liars go to hell.
So..Don't ask other people to tell you their secrets.
Don't make them go to hell!
But do tell others about your secret or other people's secret.
Because..Big mouth won't go to hell.
A secret can be a secret for her but not you.
Because..He told you his secret.
And thus..it belongs to both of you.
Since you know his secret and that's a secret too!!
omg...
Advantages :
You will become a good guesser
Your adenaline hormone will be secreted and increase you heart beat when someone almost tell you the secret.Then blood can flow....Gaseous exchange....bla bla bla
Here's a joke about secret:
One day..A doctor asked his intern to inform the patient in room 302 that he has 5 years left.Then the intern went to room 302 and shouted at the patient :"Hey!!You have 5 more years left!"Immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die.The doctor was angry and scolded the intern."You stupid fellow!!Can't you use a polite way to announce it?"Then the intern apologise and he forgive him."Now go to room 405 and tell the patient that he has 3 months left.be polite."Then..the intern went to room 405 and walked to the patient.He went to the patient's ear and said:"Hey...Do you want to know a secret?You have 3 months left"(He talked very very soft)..Then immediately..the patient got a heart attack and die..
This joke might not be related to secrets..but since the word 'secret' is there..hmm..
This is more like a news than a secret..but my point is the disadvantage of secrets is..It will cause fatal.
WatEr
Yes.Everyone knows that 70% of the Earth surface is water.
Yes.Everyone know that we can't survive without water.
Yes.We must drink 8 glasses of water per day.If you are using a 500ml water bottle..then it will be 4
Yes.I know that not everyone did that.For example..anO-belle only drinks when she's having lunch.han yin only drinks when she's sick.su lynn(the worst)..go shi shi so often but usually finish half the bottle only.
Yes.Scientists predict that consumable water is getting lesser and lesser after decades.
Yes.Of corse...ano-belle cannot be come a scientist because her practical result is not good.
Yet.People keep wasting water nowadays.su lynn...always pangsai in the cafeteria's toilet.need lots of water to wash away the dirts you know??!!Yes..and me..always shi shi...then have to flush..then need water.
Yes.The price of water is different in different places.A shop in Vietnam.500ml--rm0.20 600ml--rm0.50 .In Malaysia...Bread Story..600ml--rm1.80..McD..500ml--rm2.10
So..Please don't waste water because mermaids and sea ghosts can't live without water!!
Yes.Everyone know that we can't survive without water.
Yes.We must drink 8 glasses of water per day.If you are using a 500ml water bottle..then it will be 4
Yes.I know that not everyone did that.For example..anO-belle only drinks when she's having lunch.han yin only drinks when she's sick.su lynn(the worst)..go shi shi so often but usually finish half the bottle only.
Yes.Scientists predict that consumable water is getting lesser and lesser after decades.
Yes.Of corse...ano-belle cannot be come a scientist because her practical result is not good.
Yet.People keep wasting water nowadays.su lynn...always pangsai in the cafeteria's toilet.need lots of water to wash away the dirts you know??!!Yes..and me..always shi shi...then have to flush..then need water.
Yes.The price of water is different in different places.A shop in Vietnam.500ml--rm0.20 600ml--rm0.50 .In Malaysia...Bread Story..600ml--rm1.80..McD..500ml--rm2.10
So..Please don't waste water because mermaids and sea ghosts can't live without water!!
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
a peaceful night ~
not so, very peaceful because it's raining mayau engau ugui out there...
and also because I opened a stupid 'sabotage' mail where a ghost poked out all in a sudden when the title of the mail is *nice nice song..must listen* @#%&*#%
and maybe because cheng duo-ying who is currently in klang (im at skc) suddenly nudge me and said I deleted her icons and called me a pig (hahaha..so funny..a pig calling a cute girl a pig)
and also because I remembered my pile up homework... *sob*
other than that...it's still a peaceful night isn't it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
just now was a PHEW
su lynn threatened me that she's going to tui lao (jump from a tall buiding)
*wait a minute,this remind me of that song annabelle and I created
here comes the song
one man, two men,
jump down the cliff
oh gosh..i still can remember how 2 sing *
....
back to our susu...
you might want to ask...
what on earth would cause a naive (melissa and annabelle might want to translate it to 'bian tai') little girl to tui lao
ok ok..susu and I admit that she misses me too much and when i was on9..she quickly nudge me.
then when i wanted to join my brothers in Stephen Chow's movie...
She just can't stop moaning
aih..what to do...what to do.
Then i said I won't go
But she said nevermind..
I'm afraid that she'll die in despair..so i just ignored my brothers
Then she denied
So i asked her not to live in despair..
but..but..but...
she said i copy ken hui!!!!
what a compliment...
then..nevermind
suddenly she said she's sad because i scolded her
then i asked her not to be sad because she'll go to tui lao
then she'll broke her teeth
then i have to bring her to the dentist since i'm involved
then i have to pay
then no money to buy you guys christmas present
then you guys too sad
then you all tui lao
then the 'lao-s' are too far from each other
then i duno who to save
then u all jump
then you break your teeth
then i have to pay more
*but luckily i can earn some from the audience who were looking at you when you tui lao *
then you don't dare to go to college because got no teeth
then attendance too poor
then one day free
then i have to go to the web
then u all want me to write something for each of you
then i go and tui lao
then i din't die because i din't jump because i'm scared of height
then you all too happy because i'm still alive
then you all tui lao together to celebrate........
so..
this is all su lynn's fault
to prevent all this from happening
i suggest everyone should cheer su lynn up so that she won't tui lao
not so, very peaceful because it's raining mayau engau ugui out there...
and also because I opened a stupid 'sabotage' mail where a ghost poked out all in a sudden when the title of the mail is *nice nice song..must listen* @#%&*#%
and maybe because cheng duo-ying who is currently in klang (im at skc) suddenly nudge me and said I deleted her icons and called me a pig (hahaha..so funny..a pig calling a cute girl a pig)
and also because I remembered my pile up homework... *sob*
other than that...it's still a peaceful night isn't it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
just now was a PHEW
su lynn threatened me that she's going to tui lao (jump from a tall buiding)
*wait a minute,this remind me of that song annabelle and I created
here comes the song
one man, two men,
jump down the cliff
oh gosh..i still can remember how 2 sing *
....
back to our susu...
you might want to ask...
what on earth would cause a naive (melissa and annabelle might want to translate it to 'bian tai') little girl to tui lao
ok ok..susu and I admit that she misses me too much and when i was on9..she quickly nudge me.
then when i wanted to join my brothers in Stephen Chow's movie...
She just can't stop moaning
aih..what to do...what to do.
Then i said I won't go
But she said nevermind..
I'm afraid that she'll die in despair..so i just ignored my brothers
Then she denied
So i asked her not to live in despair..
but..but..but...
she said i copy ken hui!!!!
what a compliment...
then..nevermind
suddenly she said she's sad because i scolded her
then i asked her not to be sad because she'll go to tui lao
then she'll broke her teeth
then i have to bring her to the dentist since i'm involved
then i have to pay
then no money to buy you guys christmas present
then you guys too sad
then you all tui lao
then the 'lao-s' are too far from each other
then i duno who to save
then u all jump
then you break your teeth
then i have to pay more
*but luckily i can earn some from the audience who were looking at you when you tui lao *
then you don't dare to go to college because got no teeth
then attendance too poor
then one day free
then i have to go to the web
then u all want me to write something for each of you
then i go and tui lao
then i din't die because i din't jump because i'm scared of height
then you all too happy because i'm still alive
then you all tui lao together to celebrate........
so..
this is all su lynn's fault
to prevent all this from happening
i suggest everyone should cheer su lynn up so that she won't tui lao
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
what a wonderful day...
Today...WAS so happy because I'm going to wear my new shirt to college...
When I reached college
I saw A-N-N-A-B-E-L-L-E--S-I-N-D-A--D-O-U-G-L-A-S--U-G-G-A-H--E-M-B-A-S
She was so pink.Nobody can help that because PINK is the colour of a pig's skin.
She was pointing and pointing at me and my housemate,D-U-O--Y-I-N-G...
I thought she was calling my housemate short..and I told her.
But..as she walked closer and closer...She was closer and closer to ruin my wonderful day.
"Ah!!!!!!Stripes again??!" -_-" (what's her problem?)
"Are u a zebra or...??"
Then...as she walked me to the class,B22...She kept laughing at my pretty new shirt.I can hear my heart breaking and the pieces of it hurt my liver badly..
When I reached the class, K-O-H--W-A-I--Y-E-E and Y-O-O-N-G--S-U--L-Y-N-N laughed at me again...
"Oh,you look like a caterpillar!!!ahahaha..."
"You should ask me to wear stripes ma.."
Then they laugh and laugh and laugh
When I reached college
I saw A-N-N-A-B-E-L-L-E--S-I-N-D-A--D-O-U-G-L-A-S--U-G-G-A-H--E-M-B-A-S
She was so pink.Nobody can help that because PINK is the colour of a pig's skin.
She was pointing and pointing at me and my housemate,D-U-O--Y-I-N-G...
I thought she was calling my housemate short..and I told her.
But..as she walked closer and closer...She was closer and closer to ruin my wonderful day.
"Ah!!!!!!Stripes again??!" -_-" (what's her problem?)
"Are u a zebra or...??"
Then...as she walked me to the class,B22...She kept laughing at my pretty new shirt.I can hear my heart breaking and the pieces of it hurt my liver badly..
When I reached the class, K-O-H--W-A-I--Y-E-E and Y-O-O-N-G--S-U--L-Y-N-N laughed at me again...
"Oh,you look like a caterpillar!!!ahahaha..."
"You should ask me to wear stripes ma.."
Then they laugh and laugh and laugh
.......
*(J-O-S-E-P-H-I-N-E was in her red shirt.I think this is the second time she wore bright colour to college)
But when i saw su lynn in the washroom..
"Actually you shirt very nice la!"
Conclusion : human will only tell the truth when they are in the washroom
after class
We took picture since some of the PM5-s are not coming to college until JAN-07
aha!!I was the most dazzling star of all because of my sunny-colour shirt.
Then someone wanted to take 'mushroom's' picture ...
But fail...
after taking picture
H-A-N--Y-I-N asked me to accompany her to the post office (she wants to send her friend who is currently in USA a parcel(maggie mee-s)).Then,we saw Old Man Tung on the way.We told him that we are not joining PASS.I wonder how many people went.
after we reach the post office
hanyin ask for a box.It cost her RM3.Then we started to pack the christmas gift.Then an old lady asked us who are we going to send the maggie mee-s.(Is it funny to send mee-s to a friend?) Finally.....we need some water to make the paster sticky and we decided to use my water.Then..we accidentally poured the water on the floor,table and sofa....The kind old lady looked at us and took a damp sponge from the counter.Then,we started to tie the parcel...And...She looked at us..... and taught us how to tie...(we are tooo pretty .that's why she kept looking at us)
after hanyin went to the counter
Suddenly,I saw hanyin wave at me..i went to her and she asked me whether i got any money...
i saw RM97.80 written on the parcel.OMG...
i brought RM20 to college today and spent RM3.30 on lunch and RM5.00 on M-E-L-I-S-S-A's card (anna-belle is a copy-cat.She bought the same card toooo after we bought it) .So..i can only borrow her Rm12.
I saw her digging and digging her purse as if money will come out.
Then..we have no choice...and called N-A-O-M-I
8 minutes later..We saw Naomi and V-I-J-A-Y-A ...
well...i think i don't need to write the rest of the story....
you are smart.you should know what happen next
and also because i got to go and this stupid blogger can't save this as a draft.
p/s:annabelle...my blog address is
www.illusivebizarreries.blogspot.com
can you stop peeking my blog !!!!
must remind me to change my password tomorrow,ok?!
afterword
As I was rushing out from the web, I saw the bestest lecturer of the world...
wa...so lucky!!!
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